{"id":12201,"date":"2019-06-25T11:18:06","date_gmt":"2019-06-25T18:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=12201"},"modified":"2019-06-25T11:18:08","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T18:18:08","slug":"john-bolton-urges-war-against-the-sun-after-uncovering-evidence-it-has-nuclear-capabilities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2019\/06\/25\/john-bolton-urges-war-against-the-sun-after-uncovering-evidence-it-has-nuclear-capabilities\/","title":{"rendered":"John Bolton Urges War Against The Sun After Uncovering Evidence It Has Nuclear Capabilities"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

June 24, 2019\u00a0<\/a> (theonion.com)<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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WASHINGTON\u2014Amid escalating tensions with the hostile celestial object, National Security Adviser John Bolton argued for military action against the Sun Monday after being presented with evidence it has nuclear capabilities. \u201cNewly collected intelligence shows the Sun, day after day, generating extreme levels of nuclear energy, and America simply cannot stand idly by any longer,\u201d said Bolton, adding that the United States will soon be forced to consider a preemptive attack on the Sun, such as deploying troops to the Sun\u2019s surface or a targeted strike to swiftly take out the Sun. \u201cWe know the Sun is harboring dangerous amounts of nuclear power in what we are referring to as its \u2018Core,\u2019 a site where the Sun appears to be fusing over 600 million metric tons of hydrogen every second. This is, needless to say, an extremely powerful, aggressive star that threatens the American way of life, and, frankly, I question the utility of negotiating with such an unreasonable orb.\u201d Bolton added that the United States would likely consider military action after giving the Sun a chance to comply with a nuclear accord.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

June 24, 2019\u00a0 (theonion.com) WASHINGTON\u2014Amid escalating tensions with the hostile celestial object, National Security Adviser John Bolton argued for military action against the Sun Monday after being presented with evidence it has nuclear capabilities. \u201cNewly collected intelligence shows the Sun, day after day, generating extreme levels of nuclear energy, and… Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12201"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12202,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12201\/revisions\/12202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}