{"id":17259,"date":"2021-01-18T10:57:04","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T18:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=17259"},"modified":"2021-01-18T10:57:06","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T18:57:06","slug":"shes-now-eating-a-muffin-in-the-commissary-posts-congresswoman-boebert-continuing-to-livetweet-pelosis-location","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/18\/shes-now-eating-a-muffin-in-the-commissary-posts-congresswoman-boebert-continuing-to-livetweet-pelosis-location\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018She\u2019s Now Eating A Muffin In The Commissary,\u2019 Posts Congresswoman Boebert Continuing To Livetweet Pelosi\u2019s Location"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"965\" height=\"543\" src=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion11.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17261\" srcset=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion11.jpg 965w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion11-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion11-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion11-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion11-250x141.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 965px) 100vw, 965px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>January 15, 2021 (theonion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Following her brief suspension from the social media platform, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) continued to livetweet House Speaker Nancy Pelosi\u2019s location Friday, posting \u201cShe\u2019s now eating a muffin in the commissary.\u201d \u201cThe Speaker has discarded the baking cup and is now pouring herself a cup of coffee\u2014no, she\u2019s going for tea,\u201d reported Boebert, who shared minute-by-minute updates on Pelosi\u2019s current whereabouts with her hundreds of thousands of right-wing followers, along with a series of blurry photos of the House speaker rummaging through a drawer for sweetener. \u201cThe Speaker has selected Splenda. Interesting, she usually goes for&nbsp;Sweet\u2019N Low. She\u2019s flicking the packet now. Oh, we\u2019re on the move! The Speaker is walking down the hallway. We\u2019re going fast now, I\u2019d say five, six miles per hour. Update: the Speaker has broken a heel. She\u2019s entered the bathroom! I repeat, the Speaker has entered the bathroom, and has barricaded herself inside a stall.\u201d At press time, Boebert was standing on the toilet in the adjacent stall, attempting to clamber her way over the top.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January 15, 2021 (theonion.com) WASHINGTON\u2014Following her brief suspension from the social media platform, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) continued to livetweet House Speaker Nancy Pelosi\u2019s location Friday, posting \u201cShe\u2019s now eating a muffin in the commissary.\u201d \u201cThe Speaker has discarded the baking cup and is now pouring herself a cup of&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/18\/shes-now-eating-a-muffin-in-the-commissary-posts-congresswoman-boebert-continuing-to-livetweet-pelosis-location\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17259"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17262,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17259\/revisions\/17262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}