{"id":17390,"date":"2021-01-27T12:50:32","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T20:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=17390"},"modified":"2021-01-27T12:50:33","modified_gmt":"2021-01-27T20:50:33","slug":"tearful-justin-trudeau-chains-self-to-keystone-pipeline-to-stop-biden-administration-from-destroying-oil-industry-heritage-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/27\/tearful-justin-trudeau-chains-self-to-keystone-pipeline-to-stop-biden-administration-from-destroying-oil-industry-heritage-site\/","title":{"rendered":"Tearful Justin Trudeau Chains Self To Keystone Pipeline To Stop Biden Administration From Destroying Oil Industry Heritage Site"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"965\" height=\"543\" src=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion12.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17392\" srcset=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion12.jpg 965w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion12-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion12-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion12-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion12-250x141.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 965px) 100vw, 965px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>January 25, 2021 (theonion.com)<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/tearful-justin-trudeau-chains-self-to-keystone-pipeline-1846111163\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HARDISTY, ALBERTA\u2014Growing emotional as he fastened himself to the oil transportation network, a tearful Justin Trudeau reportedly chained himself to the Keystone pipeline Friday to stop the Biden Administration from destroying a significant oil industry heritage site. \u201cFor years, this beautiful pipeline has held a unique cultural value to the Canadian people, and I will do anything\u2014even risk life and limb\u2014to ensure crass environmental interests don\u2019t prevent future generations from experiencing its incredible splendor of synthetic crude oil and diluted bitumen,\u201d said the visibly upset prime minister, who paused several times to compose himself before emphasizing that the pipeline were a \u201cnational treasure\u201d that rivaled the canals of Venice or even the Egyptian pyramids. \u201cThis is a monument, a testament, to the great Canadian ideal: sturdy and mighty, overflowing with profit. In fact, if we lose this, we lose who we are as an oil-hungry, profit-driven people.\u201d At press time, hundreds of oil executives had joined Trudeau in his protest, shackling themselves to the pipeline with demands to restore the landmark to its former glory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January 25, 2021 (theonion.com) HARDISTY, ALBERTA\u2014Growing emotional as he fastened himself to the oil transportation network, a tearful Justin Trudeau reportedly chained himself to the Keystone pipeline Friday to stop the Biden Administration from destroying a significant oil industry heritage site. \u201cFor years, this beautiful pipeline has held a unique&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/27\/tearful-justin-trudeau-chains-self-to-keystone-pipeline-to-stop-biden-administration-from-destroying-oil-industry-heritage-site\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17390"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17393,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17390\/revisions\/17393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}