{"id":17406,"date":"2021-01-28T13:18:49","date_gmt":"2021-01-28T21:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=17406"},"modified":"2021-01-28T13:18:50","modified_gmt":"2021-01-28T21:18:50","slug":"late-arriving-protestor-has-no-idea-what-hes-chanting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/28\/late-arriving-protestor-has-no-idea-what-hes-chanting\/","title":{"rendered":"LATE-ARRIVING PROTESTOR HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE\u2019S CHANTING"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bathtubbulletin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Onion7.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-30056\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>January 26, 2021 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h37727\"><em>Something Like \u2018Darf The Yannum\u2019 Or \u2018Garf To Yaddum\u2019<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014In an effort to approximate the phrase currently being shouted by his fellow protesters, late-arriving rally attendee Dane Stein reportedly cried out \u201cDarf the yannum!\u201d Tuesday, having no idea what he was supposed to be saying as he joined in with the chant. \u201cGerf to the plennum? Gerf to the plennum!\u201d yelled Stein, who confirmed he had failed to make it to the protest on time after stopping by Panera to pick up a breakfast sandwich and had been forced to scan the signs held by demonstrators for clues as to the rallying cry\u2019s proper wording. \u201cWait, am I supposed to be against the florff, or are we supporting it? I wish I could read lips, because all I\u2019m hearing right now is \u2018No more garffdan.\u2019 Oh, fuck it, maybe I should just clap.\u201d At press time, opting for the surest way to show his unambiguous support for the cause, Stein had reportedly lit himself on fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January 26, 2021 (TheOnion.com) Something Like \u2018Darf The Yannum\u2019 Or \u2018Garf To Yaddum\u2019 WASHINGTON\u2014In an effort to approximate the phrase currently being shouted by his fellow protesters, late-arriving rally attendee Dane Stein reportedly cried out \u201cDarf the yannum!\u201d Tuesday, having no idea what he was supposed to be saying as&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/28\/late-arriving-protestor-has-no-idea-what-hes-chanting\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17407,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17406\/revisions\/17407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}