{"id":29104,"date":"2023-10-15T20:27:42","date_gmt":"2023-10-16T03:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=29104"},"modified":"2023-10-15T20:30:29","modified_gmt":"2023-10-16T03:30:29","slug":"breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/10\/15\/breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS: SOME BULLSHIT HAPPENING SOMEWHERE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9U4Ha9HQvMo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@TheOnion\">The Onion<\/a>&nbsp;Mar 9, 2010 Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbldlMERYTE1zMjBPdFJkVWt2LVBXSEM1Sjdfd3xBQ3Jtc0tsTXlQb00xRUc4c3pGeHhFQ01SMG5MUUpGdnhSUjdaVG54anUtZE9RWldYZ3U3LUxRdjNiUG9qOUtWZC14dU1SSTNiZUI4T3p4MnB1Sk81c1hwLWlNaVZseWFSekczVUJ4SmJkYmdIODZUZ2QzcDl4cw&amp;q=http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FxzrBUA&amp;v=9U4Ha9HQvMo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/xzrBUA<\/a>&nbsp;Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. For More Breaking News:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbVlscVJPdTZ6OUNibGNTcHA5M29VeF9XYTRGd3xBQ3Jtc0ttdVpLLUhVVm8xSWF5MjIyQk1MNUZCc1NkRVAyVlAyczg0M3FtaHlVcDhNdEYzcmpFaFpMeGhtX0hFZGNZRzI2LW5iNlItOVNOdzliUU1lNkJ3bHc2Um1oanBVZlFhVXdYbnNRQnY0Yl9raUlvQUxTSQ&amp;q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fvideo&amp;v=9U4Ha9HQvMo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Contributed by Steve Hines)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion&nbsp;Mar 9, 2010 Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube:&nbsp;http:\/\/bit.ly\/xzrBUA&nbsp;Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. For More Breaking News:&nbsp;http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video (Contributed by Steve Hines)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1208],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29104"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29107,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29104\/revisions\/29107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}