{"id":43963,"date":"2025-09-16T12:45:38","date_gmt":"2025-09-16T19:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=43963"},"modified":"2025-09-16T12:45:39","modified_gmt":"2025-09-16T19:45:39","slug":"desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2025\/09\/16\/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases\/","title":{"rendered":"DESPERATE KASH PATEL ASKS SHOOTER\u2019S FAMILY IF THEY CAN SOLVE ANY OTHER CASES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Desperate_Kash_NIB_G_PH.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Published: September 15, 2025 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON, UT\u2014As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson on Monday if they could solve any other cases. \u201cYou showed a real knack for catching criminals when you identified your son in those photos we released, so how about continuing your hot streak by taking a look at these open investigations?\u201d said Patel, who then dumped a large stack of paperwork, fingerprint evidence, and DNA samples out onto the family\u2019s kitchen table, explaining that he had a lot on his plate right now and would really appreciate their help. \u201cI really don\u2019t know how you cracked the Kirk case. Those pictures were so blurry! Did you guys go to school for this or something? I was honestly at the end of my rope. Have you seen the show&nbsp;<em>High Potential<\/em>\u200a? This is just like that!\u201d At press time, Patel had been spotted dining in a trendy restaurant while the shooter\u2019s family was said to be digging into the Zodiac Killer murders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published: September 15, 2025 (TheOnion.com) WASHINGTON, UT\u2014As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson on Monday if they could solve any other cases. \u201cYou showed a&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2025\/09\/16\/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43963"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43964,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43963\/revisions\/43964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}