{"id":45682,"date":"2025-12-19T12:35:39","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T20:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=45682"},"modified":"2025-12-19T12:35:40","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T20:35:40","slug":"political-profile-jack-schlossberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2025\/12\/19\/political-profile-jack-schlossberg\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Profile: Jack Schlossberg"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Jack_Schlossberg_NIB_G_PH.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Published: December 18, 2025 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack Schlossberg, who is best known for his provocative social media presence and for being the grandson of John F. Kennedy, announced a run for U.S. Congress. Here\u2019s everything you need to know about the Democrat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Core Belief:&nbsp;<\/strong>Americans are sicker of gerontocracy than nepotism<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Reason For Running:<\/strong>&nbsp;Bored<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dream Job:<\/strong>&nbsp;MrBeast<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Role In Fraternity:<\/strong>&nbsp;Social chair<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Notable Family Members:<\/strong>&nbsp;Cousin-in-law of Cheryl from&nbsp;<em>Curb Your Enthusiasm<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Signature Issue:<\/strong>&nbsp;Jack Schlossberg for Congress<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Biggest Advantage:<\/strong>&nbsp;Born into one of the nation\u2019s most powerful jawlines<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Home District:<\/strong>&nbsp;TikTok Explore Page<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Active Curses:<\/strong>&nbsp;Kennedy family, Ra, Bambino, Hope diamond<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Backup Plan:<\/strong>&nbsp;President<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published: December 18, 2025 (TheOnion.com) Jack Schlossberg, who is best known for his provocative social media presence and for being the grandson of John F. Kennedy, announced a run for U.S. Congress. Here\u2019s everything you need to know about the Democrat. Core Belief:&nbsp;Americans are sicker of gerontocracy than nepotism Reason&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2025\/12\/19\/political-profile-jack-schlossberg\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45682"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45683,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45682\/revisions\/45683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}