{"id":45859,"date":"2026-01-02T12:53:24","date_gmt":"2026-01-02T20:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=45859"},"modified":"2026-01-02T12:53:25","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T20:53:25","slug":"u-s-becomes-first-country-to-recognize-mega-israel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2026\/01\/02\/u-s-becomes-first-country-to-recognize-mega-israel\/","title":{"rendered":"U.S. Becomes First Country To Recognize Mega-Israel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/US_Becomes_NIB-PH-G.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Published: August 11, 2025 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Calling the ongoing violence in the region \u201cdisgusting\u201d&nbsp;while pledging America\u2019s unwavering support, President Trump announced Monday that the United States would be the first country to recognize the state of Mega-Israel. \u201cWe recognize the right of Mega-Israel to exist as an ever-expanding sovereign&nbsp;nation,\u201d said Trump, who added that he believed the West had turned a blind eye to Mega-Israel for too long, and that Mega-Israel had the right to defend whatever they claimed their borders to be. \u201cToday, I called Giga-Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and I told him that the U.S. stands behind Mega-Israel, its Mega-land, and its Mega-army. As such, we will continue to provide them with military support as they face attacks from the Micro-Middle East.\u201d At press time, Trump announced plans for the United States to officially back a one-Mega-Israel solution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published: August 11, 2025 (TheOnion.com) WASHINGTON\u2014Calling the ongoing violence in the region \u201cdisgusting\u201d&nbsp;while pledging America\u2019s unwavering support, President Trump announced Monday that the United States would be the first country to recognize the state of Mega-Israel. \u201cWe recognize the right of Mega-Israel to exist as an ever-expanding sovereign&nbsp;nation,\u201d said Trump,&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2026\/01\/02\/u-s-becomes-first-country-to-recognize-mega-israel\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45859"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45859"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45860,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45859\/revisions\/45860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}