{"id":49225,"date":"2026-07-16T13:04:32","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T20:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=49225"},"modified":"2026-07-16T13:04:32","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T20:04:32","slug":"last-ever-global-warming-report-released-for-posterity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2026\/07\/16\/last-ever-global-warming-report-released-for-posterity\/","title":{"rendered":"Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PibUE4PlcYI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@TheOnion\">The Onion<\/a> Jul 14, 2026The World Meteorological Association gathered one final time today to once again warn humanity about ever-increasing global temperatures before finally hanging it up for good. Become an Onion member while it&#8217;s still optional: <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnhfbElWVElNd2V4UTZDR244NjNlNHFnUkc3QXxBQ3Jtc0ttRXdLMnJoZkVUa0pSQm9kU1dTZHhwa1cxdTJGdm1US3JHeVFfTk1iWllrQ0duOVlsN0tiQm1zWFJXdDV0QjRwVGV2NVhHTGN4YkJBWmd1X1JuYlVFS2wxblo3aXVNUW12RlotbWVxYUFoaEIxQU16NA&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fmembership.theonion.com%2F%3Fcampaign%3D701a500001geULHAA2&amp;v=PibUE4PlcYI\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/membership.theonion.com\/?camp&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion Jul 14, 2026The World Meteorological Association gathered one final time today to once again warn humanity about ever-increasing global temperatures before finally hanging it up for good. Become an Onion member while it&#8217;s still optional: https:\/\/membership.theonion.com\/?camp&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2143],"tags":[718],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49225"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49226,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49225\/revisions\/49226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}