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<\/picture><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\nJERUSALEM\u2014Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. \u201cThe land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state,\u201d said Netanyahu, adding that Israel was willing to use military force if necessary to reoccupy all 636,400 square miles of present-day Iran that were historically included in the promised land bestowed upon the Jewish people by biblical mandate. \u201cThe so-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, and dozens of others were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms, not to mention how many of our most sacred sites Iran currently occupies, including the Imam Reza Holy Shrine, the Jamkaran Mosque, and the Zoroastrian Fire Temple of Chak-Chak. In fact, Iran is home to the highest concentration of Judaic ancient holy sites anywhere in the world outside of Mecca, Lumbini, and Vatican City. We demand that the Jewish people be permitted to return to ruling our ancestral Persian homelands.\u201d At press time, Netanyahu had approved plans to begin construction on a large Israeli settlement in downtown Tehran.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
May 10, 2018 (theonion.com) JERUSALEM\u2014Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. \u201cThe land of Iran has long been part of our… Continue reading