{"id":9420,"date":"2018-08-17T10:24:31","date_gmt":"2018-08-17T17:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=9420"},"modified":"2018-08-17T10:24:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-17T17:24:31","slug":"trump-locked-out-of-white-house-after-accidentally-revoking-own-security-clearance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2018\/08\/17\/trump-locked-out-of-white-house-after-accidentally-revoking-own-security-clearance\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Locked Out Of White House After Accidentally Revoking Own Security Clearance"},"content":{"rendered":"
August 16, 2018 (theonion.com)<\/p>\n
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WASHINGTON\u2014Growing increasingly flustered while impotently pounding on the front door and pleading to come inside, President Trump was reportedly locked out of the White House Thursday after accidentally revoking his own security clearance. \u201cC\u2019mon, just open the door, guys! I didn\u2019t mean to strip myself of access to classified information and restricted areas,\u201d said Trump, who was forbidden from entering the premises after unwittingly writing his name on the list of individuals having their clearances revoked, thinking it was where he was supposed to place his signature. \u201cPlease, I\u2019m sorry! I really wanna come back inside. It was an honest mistake. Oh, no, it\u2019s starting to rain.\u201d At press time, Trump pressed his face up and tapped on the window of the Oval Office, prompting John Kelly to pull down the blinds.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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