{"id":17194,"date":"2021-01-12T12:41:45","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T20:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=17194"},"modified":"2021-01-12T12:41:46","modified_gmt":"2021-01-12T20:41:46","slug":"ive-been-selfish-and-arrogant-and-i-apologize-says-content-mentally-healthy-trump-minutes-after-social-media-ban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/12\/ive-been-selfish-and-arrogant-and-i-apologize-says-content-mentally-healthy-trump-minutes-after-social-media-ban\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018I\u2019VE BEEN SELFISH AND ARROGANT, AND I APOLOGIZE,\u2019 SAYS CONTENT, MENTALLY HEALTHY TRUMP MINUTES AFTER SOCIAL MEDIA BAN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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January 7, 2021 \u2022 TheOnion.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

WASHINGTON\u2014Projecting a calm, measured assurance as he reflected on his personal shortcomings, a content and mentally sound President Trump told reporters just minutes after his ban from social media Thursday that he had been \u201cselfish and arrogant,\u201d and he apologized unconditionally for his behavior. \u201cI\u2019ve lied to myself and the country, lashed out at those who love me, and hurt a lot of people along the way,\u201d said Trump, who, after 15 minutes of being unable to tweet or post updates to Facebook, gathered together friends, family, and the entire White House press corps to let them know that love is the only thing that truly matters. \u201cI just took a walk with a dear friend who I haven\u2019t spoken to in ages, and as we sat on a bench staring at the Potomac, I asked him, \u2018What am I doing with my life?\u2019 Over the past quarter hour, I\u2019ve realized that caring for others, lending a hand to someone in need\u2014these are the only things in this world that can give a man true integrity. I hope you all have it in your hearts to forgive me for my pride and my many failures in this life.\u201d At press time, Trump was overheard asking House Speaker Nancy Pelosi if she had ever noticed how beautiful a simple goldfinch was, while suggesting the two of them go birding together in the Adirondacks after he left office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

January 7, 2021 \u2022 TheOnion.com WASHINGTON\u2014Projecting a calm, measured assurance as he reflected on his personal shortcomings, a content and mentally sound President Trump told reporters just minutes after his ban from social media Thursday that he had been \u201cselfish and arrogant,\u201d and he apologized unconditionally for his behavior. \u201cI\u2019ve… Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17195,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17194\/revisions\/17195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}