{"id":17657,"date":"2021-02-19T11:52:50","date_gmt":"2021-02-19T19:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=17657"},"modified":"2021-02-19T11:52:51","modified_gmt":"2021-02-19T19:52:51","slug":"doctor-assures-limbaugh-family-it-normal-for-body-to-continue-ranting-about-welfare-queens-hours-after-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/02\/19\/doctor-assures-limbaugh-family-it-normal-for-body-to-continue-ranting-about-welfare-queens-hours-after-death\/","title":{"rendered":"DOCTOR ASSURES LIMBAUGH FAMILY IT NORMAL FOR BODY TO CONTINUE RANTING ABOUT WELFARE QUEENS HOURS AFTER DEATH"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bathtubbulletin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Onion16-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-30558\"\/><figcaption>Caucasian doctor and patient talking<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>February 17, 2021 (theonion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PALM BEACH, FL\u2014Explaining that it was a totally normal occurrence and they shouldn\u2019t be alarmed, local doctor Philippa Anaios reportedly assured the Limbaugh family Wednesday that it was normal for their deceased relative body\u2019s to still be ranting about welfare queens hours after his death. \u201cWhile I know it\u2019s difficult for you to see him like this, I want to assure you that in cases like his,&nbsp;it is fully expected that the remains will scream about Black single mothers leeching off the government long past the point when brain activity has ceased,\u201d said Dr. Anaios, addressing family members gathered around the late radio host\u2019s deathbed as she added that they could expect Limbaugh\u2019s decaying corpse to continue blurting out derogatory statements about \u201cfeminazis\u201d and undocumented immigrants for days, possibly even weeks. \u201cDon\u2019t be alarmed if he suddenly bolts upright and starts talking about the \u2018real\u2019 birthplace of Barack Obama\u2014it\u2019s just a reflex reaction, the last few neurons in his spinal cord firing off. I assure you, even though he may still be going on diatribes about the Green New Deal being an ecoterrorist plot or how you should be scared of AIDS patients, we can take comfort knowing he has moved on from this world.\u201d At press time, sources confirmed the doctor was attempting to subdue the corpse after it suddenly grabbed her around the neck and began calling her a slut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>February 17, 2021 (theonion.com) PALM BEACH, FL\u2014Explaining that it was a totally normal occurrence and they shouldn\u2019t be alarmed, local doctor Philippa Anaios reportedly assured the Limbaugh family Wednesday that it was normal for their deceased relative body\u2019s to still be ranting about welfare queens hours after his death. \u201cWhile&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2021\/02\/19\/doctor-assures-limbaugh-family-it-normal-for-body-to-continue-ranting-about-welfare-queens-hours-after-death\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17658,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17657\/revisions\/17658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}