{"id":24746,"date":"2023-01-13T10:45:59","date_gmt":"2023-01-13T18:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=24746"},"modified":"2023-01-13T10:46:01","modified_gmt":"2023-01-13T18:46:01","slug":"katie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feinstein-why-this-her-office-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/01\/13\/katie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feinstein-why-this-her-office-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Katie Porter Uses Whiteboard To Explain To Dianne Feinstein Why This Her Office Now"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Published Wednesday 1:45PM (theonion.com)<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Katie%20Porter%20Uses%20Whiteboard%20To%20Explain%20To%20Dianne%20Feinstein%20Why%20This%20Her%20Office%20Now&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fkatie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feins-1849975873%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3D_twitter\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fkatie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feins-1849975873%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3D_facebook\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/submit?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fkatie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feins-1849975873%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3D_reddit&amp;title=Katie%20Porter%20Uses%20Whiteboard%20To%20Explain%20To%20Dianne%20Feinstein%20Why%20This%20Her%20Office%20Now\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"mailto:?subject=Katie%20Porter%20Uses%20Whiteboard%20To%20Explain%20To%20Dianne%20Feinstein%20Why%20This%20Her%20Office%20Now&amp;body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fkatie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feins-1849975873%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%2526utm_source%3D_email%26utm_campaign=top\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/katie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feins-1849975873\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-24748\" srcset=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14-150x84.png 150w, https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14-250x141.png 250w, https:\/\/occupysf.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-14.png 1315w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Circling the words \u201cdead soon\u201d for emphasis, Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) reportedly used a whiteboard Wednesday to explain to Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) why the public office held by Feinstein for 30 years belonged to Porter now. \u201cSo as you can see here, the average life expectancy for a woman in the United States is 79 years, and come 2024, you\u2019ll be 91\u2014if you\u2019re lucky\u2014and that\u2019s just too old!\u201d said Porter, who drew a stick figure that was hunched over and leaning on a cane, along with several arrows that appeared to indicate the figure was about to tumble into an open grave. \u201cMe, I\u2019ll only be 51. But you, well, pretty soon you\u2019re going to be down there in the ground. So you can\u2019t stay here. Are you still following me, Dianne? This office is mine.\u201d At press time, sources confirmed Porter had been forced to wipe the board clean and start over by explaining that the Hart Senate Office Building was not Feinstein\u2019s home and she did not live there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published Wednesday 1:45PM (theonion.com) WASHINGTON\u2014Circling the words \u201cdead soon\u201d for emphasis, Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) reportedly used a whiteboard Wednesday to explain to Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) why the public office held by Feinstein for 30 years belonged to Porter now. \u201cSo as you can see here, the average life&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/01\/13\/katie-porter-uses-whiteboard-to-explain-to-dianne-feinstein-why-this-her-office-now\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24749,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24746\/revisions\/24749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}