{"id":25600,"date":"2023-03-23T12:58:43","date_gmt":"2023-03-23T19:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=25600"},"modified":"2023-03-23T12:58:45","modified_gmt":"2023-03-23T19:58:45","slug":"jimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/03\/23\/jimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy\/","title":{"rendered":"JIMMY CARTER GETS VASECTOMY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Published Tuesday (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/gawker-media\/image\/upload\/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645\/b6a96667164139a99315cc07139a1f02.jpg\" alt=\"Image for article titled Jimmy Carter Gets Vasectomy\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Jimmy%20Carter%20Gets%20Vasectomy&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fjimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy-1850248334%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3D_twitter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fjimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy-1850248334%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3D_facebook\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/submit?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fjimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy-1850248334%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3D_reddit&amp;title=Jimmy%20Carter%20Gets%20Vasectomy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><a href=\"mailto:?subject=Jimmy%20Carter%20Gets%20Vasectomy&amp;body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fjimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy-1850248334%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%2526utm_source%3D_email%26utm_campaign=top\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/jimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy-1850248334\"><\/a>PLAINS, GA\u2014According to sources familiar with the medical treatment he is currently receiving, former President Jimmy Carter, 98, underwent a conventional surgical vasectomy Tuesday in an effort to prevent any unwanted pregnancies. \u201cI\u2019m not at a point in my life right now where I want to take on the responsibility of having a child, so this just made sense,\u201d said Carter, explaining that he had originally tried to convince his wife Rosalynn Carter, 95, to get her tubes tied, but the former first lady was \u201cjust too baby crazy\u201d to agree to the procedure. \u201cA vasectomy is a reversible operation, so if, as time goes by, I decide I\u2019m ready to be a father again, that will still be an option. But at the moment, I want the peace of mind that comes from knowing I won\u2019t accidentally get someone pregnant, especially now that Georgia has a six-week abortion ban.\u201d Reports later confirmed that, for the first time in years, a mid-coital Carter was enjoying the raw, skin-on-skin pleasure of not wearing a condom and freely ejaculating during vaginal sex.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published Tuesday (TheOnion.com) PLAINS, GA\u2014According to sources familiar with the medical treatment he is currently receiving, former President Jimmy Carter, 98, underwent a conventional surgical vasectomy Tuesday in an effort to prevent any unwanted pregnancies. \u201cI\u2019m not at a point in my life right now where I want to take&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/03\/23\/jimmy-carter-gets-vasectomy\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25601,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25600\/revisions\/25601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}