{"id":27824,"date":"2023-08-08T13:01:47","date_gmt":"2023-08-08T20:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=27824"},"modified":"2023-08-08T13:01:48","modified_gmt":"2023-08-08T20:01:48","slug":"sen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembling-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/08\/08\/sen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembling-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"Sen. Feinstein Cedes Power of Attorney To Broom Resembling Daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>PublishedFriday 12:20PM  (TheOnion.com)<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=theonion&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fsen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembl-1850708197%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_twitter&amp;text=Sen.%20Feinstein%20Cedes%20Power%20of%20Attorney%20To%20Broom%20Resembling%20Daughter\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fsen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembl-1850708197%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_facebook\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/submit?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fsen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembl-1850708197%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_reddit&amp;title=Sen.%20Feinstein%20Cedes%20Power%20of%20Attorney%20To%20Broom%20Resembling%20Daughter\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"mailto:?subject=Sen.%20Feinstein%20Cedes%20Power%20of%20Attorney%20To%20Broom%20Resembling%20Daughter&amp;body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fsen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembl-1850708197%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_email\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/sen-feinstein-cedes-power-of-attorney-to-broom-resembl-1850708197\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/gawker-media\/image\/upload\/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645\/2a3cea42452dd7e26b4a513b1d7762bf.jpg\" alt=\"Image for article titled Sen. Feinstein Cedes Power of Attorney To Broom Resembling Daughter\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Granting the cleaning implement full legal authority over her personal affairs, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) reportedly ceded her power of attorney on Friday to a broom resembling her daughter. \u201cAt my age, it\u2019s important to have a dependable family member I can rely on, and there\u2019s no one I trust more than my beautiful hardwood daughter,\u201d said Feinstein, who whispered,&nbsp;\u201cYou make me so proud every day, Kathy,\u201d as she ran her hand gingerly along the corn broom\u2019s bristles. \u201cShe flew out all the way from California today to lean against the corner of my office. Clearly, I\u2019m in good hands with her. I\u2019m also going to make sure she helps me leave all of my life savings to a very handsome bucket I met in the coat closet.\u201d At press time, Feinstein was panicking after her daughter had been kidnapped by a custodian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PublishedFriday 12:20PM (TheOnion.com) WASHINGTON\u2014Granting the cleaning implement full legal authority over her personal affairs, Sen. 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