{"id":27975,"date":"2023-08-18T12:51:23","date_gmt":"2023-08-18T19:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=27975"},"modified":"2023-08-18T12:52:50","modified_gmt":"2023-08-18T19:52:50","slug":"you-can-now-buy-a-coit-tower-shaped-sex-toy-known-as-the-coitus-tower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/08\/18\/you-can-now-buy-a-coit-tower-shaped-sex-toy-known-as-the-coitus-tower\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can Now Buy a Coit Tower-Shaped Sex Toy, Known as the \u2018Coitus Tower\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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16 AUGUST 2023\/ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT<\/a>\/JOE KUKURA<\/a> (SFist.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What self-satisfying San Franciscan wouldn\u2019t want this masturbatory aid called the Coitus Tower?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It of course pays homage to the SF\u2019s Coit Tower that was \u2018erected\u2019 in 1933.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is hardly a novel joke to point out that Telegraph Hill\u2019s 210-foot tall Coit Tower<\/a> is shaped very much like a phallus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(See also<\/em> Salesforce Tower.) But it is quite novel to design, mass-manufacture, and sell a Coit Tower shaped dildo<\/a>, known as the \u201cCoitus Tower.\u201d And that is exactly what someone is now doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It may not surprise you how that \u201csomeone\u201d is\u00a0local bon vivant Broke-Ass Stuart<\/a>, who\u00a0announced the Coitus Tower<\/a>\u00a0on his website Wednesday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The dildo is a collaboration with the \u201ccustomizable silicone toy\u201d brand Freely<\/a>, and is being sold via Freely\u2019s online shop<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFor anyone who\u2019s ever said \u2018Fuck San Francisco\u2019, now you can!,\u201d Broke-Ass Stuart writes on his blog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhether you buy this to pleasure yourself, have it sit on your bookshelf, or send it to your favorite SF hater as a not so subtle \u2018up yours\u2019, you\u2019re going to be satisfied.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Screenshot: Freely Toys<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

As seen above, the Coitus Tower is available in your choice of 11 different colors, and the product is described as \u201c100% body safe platinum-cure silicone.\u201d It\u2019s also phthalate-free, latex-free, and waterproof.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The dildo\u2019s maximum width is listed at 1.45 inches, with a respective maximum girth of 4.55 inches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s total length is listed at six inches, but with an \u201cinsertable length\u201d of 5.4 inches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Coitus Tower dildo is priced at $64, which feels like Broke-Ass Stuart missed a \u201cnice\u201d opportunity to price it at $69.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Related: <\/strong>Mission-Based Sex Toy Startup Seeks Seed Money [SFist]<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Image: Freely Toys<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

16 AUGUST 2023\/ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT\/JOE KUKURA (SFist.com) What self-satisfying San Franciscan wouldn\u2019t want this masturbatory aid called the Coitus Tower? It of course pays homage to the SF\u2019s Coit Tower that was \u2018erected\u2019 in 1933. It is hardly a novel joke to point out that Telegraph Hill\u2019s 210-foot tall Coit Tower is… Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[958],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27975"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27975"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27979,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27975\/revisions\/27979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}