{"id":28353,"date":"2023-09-09T13:45:07","date_gmt":"2023-09-09T20:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=28353"},"modified":"2023-09-09T13:45:08","modified_gmt":"2023-09-09T20:45:08","slug":"aide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-feinsteins-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/09\/09\/aide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-feinsteins-mouth\/","title":{"rendered":"Aide Pulls Several Wet Pages Of Bill Out Of Dianne Feinstein\u2019s Mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Published Yesterday (TheOnion.com)<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=theonion&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Faide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-fein-1850813961%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_twitter&amp;text=Aide%20Pulls%20Several%20Wet%20Pages%20Of%20Bill%20Out%20Of%20Dianne%20Feinstein%E2%80%99s%20Mouth\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Faide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-fein-1850813961%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_facebook\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/submit?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Faide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-fein-1850813961%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_reddit&amp;title=Aide%20Pulls%20Several%20Wet%20Pages%20Of%20Bill%20Out%20Of%20Dianne%20Feinstein%E2%80%99s%20Mouth\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"mailto:?subject=Aide%20Pulls%20Several%20Wet%20Pages%20Of%20Bill%20Out%20Of%20Dianne%20Feinstein%E2%80%99s%20Mouth&amp;body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Faide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-fein-1850813961%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_email\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/aide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-fein-1850813961\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/gawker-media\/image\/upload\/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645\/430ca9286778d40bfc191f8f0db7c983.jpg\" alt=\"Image for article titled Aide Pulls Several Wet Pages Of Bill Out Of Dianne Feinstein\u2019s Mouth\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Trying to dislodge the saliva-covered documents without tearing them on the senator\u2019s teeth, Senate aide Austin Shear reportedly pulled several wet pages out of Dianne Feinstein\u2019s mouth Friday. \u201cNo, Dianne, that\u2019s very bad\u2014drop it!\u201d said Shear, who stuck his fingers between Feinstein\u2019s lips and used the other hand to attempt to force her jaw open, causing the stubborn 90-year-old senator to only clamp down on the bill harder. \u201cNo, no, no! I turn away for one minute, and this is what happens? Bad! Bad! Senators do not chew on documents. Your staff has been working very hard on writing that legislation for you, and you need to let it go right now.\u201d At press time, Shear had raced away from Feinstein after noticing that Mitch McConnell had somehow gotten outside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published Yesterday (TheOnion.com) WASHINGTON\u2014Trying to dislodge the saliva-covered documents without tearing them on the senator\u2019s teeth, Senate aide Austin Shear reportedly pulled several wet pages out of Dianne Feinstein\u2019s mouth Friday. \u201cNo, Dianne, that\u2019s very bad\u2014drop it!\u201d said Shear, who stuck his fingers between Feinstein\u2019s lips and used the other&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/09\/09\/aide-pulls-several-wet-pages-of-bill-out-of-dianne-feinsteins-mouth\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[458],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28354,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28353\/revisions\/28354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}