{"id":30000,"date":"2023-11-18T13:11:14","date_gmt":"2023-11-18T21:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=30000"},"modified":"2023-11-18T13:11:15","modified_gmt":"2023-11-18T21:11:15","slug":"biden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/11\/18\/biden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Calls Xi Jinping A Dictator And A Slut"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>PublishedThursday 2:10PM (TheOnion.com)<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=theonion&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fbiden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut-1851028527%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_twitter&amp;text=Biden%20Calls%20Xi%20Jinping%20A%20Dictator%20And%20A%20Slut\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fbiden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut-1851028527%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_facebook\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/submit?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fbiden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut-1851028527%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_reddit&amp;title=Biden%20Calls%20Xi%20Jinping%20A%20Dictator%20And%20A%20Slut\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"mailto:?subject=Biden%20Calls%20Xi%20Jinping%20A%20Dictator%20And%20A%20Slut&amp;body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fbiden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut-1851028527%3Futm_medium%3Dsharefromsite%26utm_source%3Dtheonion_email\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/biden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut-1851028527\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_60,w_645\/df555f414a7e1a9630a949e14b1cb895.jpg\" alt=\"Image for article titled Biden Calls Xi Jinping A Dictator And A Slut\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>SAN FRANCISCO\u2014Speaking at a solo press conference after a carefully orchestrated diplomatic summit with the Chinese leader, President Joe Biden told reporters Wednesday that he still thought Xi Jinping was a dictator and a slut. \u201cLook, there\u2019s nothing that happened in this summit that changed my belief that Xi rules his country with an iron fist and has also been around the block with everyone\u2014like, seriously, everyone,\u201d said Biden, denouncing the general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party for his authoritarian measures toward his own citizens and claiming he heard a rumor that Xi once had to have his stomach pumped because he had swallowed over a gallon of semen. \u201cThis is not a good guy we\u2019re talking about here, people. Also, he\u2019s not even that hot. That\u2019s the thing. He\u2019s just this fugly little skank. Plus, what he\u2019s doing to the Uyghur people is abhorrent. Almost as abhorrent as Xi blowing any and all takers.\u201d At press time, Beijing had immediately condemned the statement, remarking that the Chinese president\u2019s body count was, like, two at most.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PublishedThursday 2:10PM (TheOnion.com) SAN FRANCISCO\u2014Speaking at a solo press conference after a carefully orchestrated diplomatic summit with the Chinese leader, President Joe Biden told reporters Wednesday that he still thought Xi Jinping was a dictator and a slut. \u201cLook, there\u2019s nothing that happened in this summit that changed my belief&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/11\/18\/biden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[388,1448],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30000"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30001,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30000\/revisions\/30001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}