{"id":30715,"date":"2023-12-20T19:41:30","date_gmt":"2023-12-21T03:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=30715"},"modified":"2023-12-20T19:42:12","modified_gmt":"2023-12-21T03:42:12","slug":"lisa-murkowski-reveals-best-place-to-have-sex-in-capitol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/12\/20\/lisa-murkowski-reveals-best-place-to-have-sex-in-capitol\/","title":{"rendered":"Lisa Murkowski Reveals Best Place to Have Sex in Capitol"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_60,w_645\/5b6b45480929b14ba7b9c6cbc7ee12bb.jpg\" alt=\"Image for article titled Senators Reveal Best Places To Have Sex In Capitol\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>After footage leaked of a congressional staffer having sex in hearing room used by the Senate Judiciary Committee,&nbsp;<em>The Onion&nbsp;<\/em>asked senators to reveal the best places to have sex in the capitol, and this is what they said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.kinja-img.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit,q_60,w_645\/c2f8b97b84486aeec6009232a46587d9.jpg\" alt=\"Image for article titled Senators Reveal Best Places To Have Sex In Capitol\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNothing beats making love in a quiet secluded spot under Sen. John Fetterman.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After footage leaked of a congressional staffer having sex in hearing room used by the Senate Judiciary Committee,&nbsp;The Onion&nbsp;asked senators to reveal the best places to have sex in the capitol, and this is what they said. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) \u201cNothing beats making love in a quiet secluded spot under&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2023\/12\/20\/lisa-murkowski-reveals-best-place-to-have-sex-in-capitol\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1639],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30717,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30715\/revisions\/30717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}