{"id":37926,"date":"2024-12-01T13:13:46","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T21:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=37926"},"modified":"2024-12-01T13:13:47","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T21:13:47","slug":"teens-eyes-begin-glowing-red-while-reciting-forbidden-knowledge-from-book-on-critical-race-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2024\/12\/01\/teens-eyes-begin-glowing-red-while-reciting-forbidden-knowledge-from-book-on-critical-race-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"TEEN\u2019S EYES BEGIN GLOWING RED WHILE RECITING FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE FROM BOOK ON CRITICAL RACE THEORY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/fe50890e8ce36c12b8366dd99bcbef66.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Published: November 11, 2021 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FORT MYERS, FL\u2014His bedroom walls quivering and cracking the moment he opened the secret tome, local teen Charlie Donnell reportedly found his eyes beginning to glow red Thursday as he recited forbidden knowledge from a book containing critical race theory. \u201cThe fact of slavery refuses to fade, along with the deeply embedded personal attitudes and public policy assumptions that supported it for so long,\u201d intoned Donnell in a guttural moan, his rapidly whitening hair blowing back as if from an unseen wind as brightly colored flames leapt from the pages of the purloined copy of\u00a0<em>Faces At The Bottom Of The Well: The Persistence Of Racism.\u00a0<\/em>\u201cIndeed, the racism that made slavery feasible is far from dead in the last decade of 20th-century America; and the civil rights gains, so hard won, are being steadily eroded.\u00a0<em>Mortuis Resurrexerit Credent<\/em>!\u201d At press time, a giant hole had opened in the floor and sucked a screaming Donnell into a dimension of unspeakable wokeness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published: November 11, 2021 (TheOnion.com) FORT MYERS, FL\u2014His bedroom walls quivering and cracking the moment he opened the secret tome, local teen Charlie Donnell reportedly found his eyes beginning to glow red Thursday as he recited forbidden knowledge from a book containing critical race theory. \u201cThe fact of slavery refuses&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2024\/12\/01\/teens-eyes-begin-glowing-red-while-reciting-forbidden-knowledge-from-book-on-critical-race-theory\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37927,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37926\/revisions\/37927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}