{"id":44981,"date":"2025-11-08T12:57:24","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T20:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=44981"},"modified":"2025-11-08T12:57:25","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T20:57:25","slug":"shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/08\/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!\u2019 Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Shut_Up_Mother_NIB_IHA_GR-copy.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Published: November 7, 2025 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CRAWFORD, TX\u2014Lashing out at the overbearing former vice president seated motionless in a rocking chair by the attic window, a distraught George W. Bush shouted, \u201cShut up, Mother! Shut up!\u201d at the skeleton of Dick Cheney dressed in a suit, sources confirmed Friday. \u201cI\u2019m not your little boy anymore, Mother, so why must you constantly criticize me?\u201d said the trembling 43rd president of the United States, accusing Cheney\u2019s remains of cruelly mocking his paintings as \u201cgirlish\u201d and \u201cunbecoming of a boy his age.\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t look at me that way, Mother! You always look at me that way! Go ahead and laugh, laugh that shrill old laugh of yours, but I can make my own decisions now because&nbsp;<em>you<\/em>&nbsp;don\u2019t control me! Fine Mother, bring up bin Laden, just like you always do. You\u2019ve spent your whole life trying to make me feel small, but I\u2019m grown now. I\u2019m a man, Mother, a&nbsp;<em>man<\/em>\u200a! Hush now, I didn\u2019t mean to raise my voice, Mother, honest. Let Georgie come and give you a kiss.\u201d At press time, the former president was reportedly guiding Laura Bush toward the attic while murmuring, \u201cMother\u2019s finally ready to meet you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published: November 7, 2025 (TheOnion.com) CRAWFORD, TX\u2014Lashing out at the overbearing former vice president seated motionless in a rocking chair by the attic window, a distraught George W. Bush shouted, \u201cShut up, Mother! Shut up!\u201d at the skeleton of Dick Cheney dressed in a suit, sources confirmed Friday. \u201cI\u2019m not&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/08\/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44981"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44982,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44981\/revisions\/44982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}