{"id":47195,"date":"2026-03-14T12:35:02","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T19:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=47195"},"modified":"2026-03-14T12:35:05","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T19:35:05","slug":"political-profile-james-talarico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/political-profile-james-talarico\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Profile: James Talarico"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/EXP_James_Talarico_G_PH.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Published: March 13, 2026 (TheOnion.com)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>James Talarico is the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas.&nbsp;<em>The Onion&nbsp;<\/em>shares everything you need to know about the rising star.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Age:&nbsp;<\/strong>Whippersnapper<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Inspirational Backstory:&nbsp;<\/strong>Survived several hours talking to Joe Rogan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Religion:<\/strong>&nbsp;Oh yeah, lots of that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Key Endorsements:<\/strong>&nbsp;God (Presbyterian), God (Catholic), God (Jewish), and God (Sikh)&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Level On Grant-Rogers Folksiness Scale:&nbsp;<\/strong>1.21 Jimmy Stewarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Voice Volume:<\/strong>&nbsp;4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Diet:&nbsp;<\/strong>Whatever Mom\u2019s making tonight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What\u2019s Motivating Campaign:&nbsp;<\/strong>Would rather die before going back to teaching<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published: March 13, 2026 (TheOnion.com) James Talarico is the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas.&nbsp;The Onion&nbsp;shares everything you need to know about the rising star.&nbsp; Age:&nbsp;Whippersnapper Inspirational Backstory:&nbsp;Survived several hours talking to Joe Rogan Religion:&nbsp;Oh yeah, lots of that Key Endorsements:&nbsp;God (Presbyterian), God (Catholic), God (Jewish), and God (Sikh)&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/political-profile-james-talarico\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47196,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47195\/revisions\/47196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}