{"id":6098,"date":"2017-09-08T11:58:15","date_gmt":"2017-09-08T18:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=6098"},"modified":"2017-09-08T11:58:15","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T18:58:15","slug":"clinton-already-working-follow-book-casting-blame-failures-first-theonion-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/08\/clinton-already-working-follow-book-casting-blame-failures-first-theonion-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First (theonion.com)"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class=\"content-header \">\n<h1><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\" src=\"http:\/\/images2.onionstatic.com\/onion\/5840\/8\/16x9\/800.jpg\" \/><\/h1>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"detail-share\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"content-main-body\">\n<div class=\"content-text\">\n<p>CHAPPAQUA, NY\u2014Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir\u00a0<i>What Happened<\/i>. \u201cFrom my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon &amp; Schuster, to the graphic designer\u2019s lackluster cover art, to my so-called supporters who couldn\u2019t be bothered to drop $17.99 for the hardcover copy\u2014everyone had a hand in undermining my last book\u2019s success,\u201d reads a passage from the introduction to Clinton\u2019s\u00a0<i>What Also Happened<\/i>, which repeatedly decries her prior book\u2019s \u201cindecipherable\u201d font and dedicates an entire chapter to lashing out at her copy editor for making her look like \u201can idiot third-grader.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ll never forget how Amazon buried me and how Barnes &amp; Noble completely sabotaged me by displaying my book way in the back in that no man\u2019s land by the CDs. Frankly, it\u2019s obvious I got screwed on all sides.\u201d Accusing them of stealing her spotlight, the book reportedly concludes with a long list of every other celebrity who published a memoir in the past year.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHAPPAQUA, NY\u2014Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir\u00a0What Happened. \u201cFrom my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon &amp; Schuster, to&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/08\/clinton-already-working-follow-book-casting-blame-failures-first-theonion-com\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6099,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6098\/revisions\/6099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}