{"id":6248,"date":"2017-09-22T11:15:15","date_gmt":"2017-09-22T18:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occupysf.net\/?p=6248"},"modified":"2017-09-22T11:15:15","modified_gmt":"2017-09-22T18:15:15","slug":"gop-leaders-confident-theyll-cruelty-necessary-pass-healthcare-bill-theonion-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/22\/gop-leaders-confident-theyll-cruelty-necessary-pass-healthcare-bill-theonion-com\/","title":{"rendered":"GOP Leaders Confident They\u2019ll Have Cruelty Necessary To Pass Healthcare Bill (theonion.com)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"content-masthead\">\n<div class=\"image\" data-type=\"image\" data-image-id=\"58594\" data-rendered=\"true\">\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images2.onionstatic.com\/onion\/5859\/4\/16x9\/800.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-share\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"content-main-body\">\n<div class=\"content-text\">\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Increasingly optimistic that the callousness they required would be locked down by the September 30 deadline, GOP leaders were confident Wednesday that they will have the cruelty necessary to pass their new healthcare bill. \u201cWhile we were nearly there on our previous attempts, with this go-around we\u2019re all but certain we have the savagery we need for this measure to move forward,\u201d said bill coauthor Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), adding that the utter contempt for the lives of middle class and poor Americans appeared to be \u201cfalling into place nicely.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m not saying that lining up the wanton disregard for human suffering will be easy, but I\u2019m more and more persuaded that it will be there when this bill ultimately comes to the floor.\u201d At press time, Graham was meeting with several key undecideds, confident they just needed a bit more coaxing before fully pledging their inhumanity.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Increasingly optimistic that the callousness they required would be locked down by the September 30 deadline, GOP leaders were confident Wednesday that they will have the cruelty necessary to pass their new healthcare bill. \u201cWhile we were nearly there on our previous attempts, with this go-around we\u2019re all but certain&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/22\/gop-leaders-confident-theyll-cruelty-necessary-pass-healthcare-bill-theonion-com\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6249,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248\/revisions\/6249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occupysf.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}