Published: August 11, 2026 (TheOnion.com) ANN ARBOR, MI—In an effort to irritate the recent winner of Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary at all hours of the night, a spiteful American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) reportedly spent $30 million this week to place a really loud bird directly outside the window of Abdul El-Sayed. “It might seem… Continue reading
Democratic US Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed speaks during a rally on August 7, 2026 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Bill Pugliano/Getty Images) “Donald Trump’s vision is the one you’re living in right now,” said the Democratic US Senate nominee. “Can you afford your gas? Can you afford your groceries?” Jake… Continue reading
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Michigan Democratic candidate for US Senate Abdul El-Sayed, and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) address a rally on July 18, 2026 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Sarah Rice/Getty Images) “I’m happy to burn your money for you, and then we can get on to the business… Continue reading
Populist Abdul El-Sayed shocked the Democratic Party establishment by beating an incumbent Congresswoman for a Senate nominating contest, despite being outspent nine to one. What comes now? Matt Stoller Aug 5, 2026 There is a rebellion afoot in America. Last night, there was a Senate primary election in Michigan, and… Continue reading
