The Onion Apr 21, 2026 Infighting between the two coalitions has reached new levels of intensity in the leadup to the midterm elections, leaving GOP leadership to question how best to handle the future of their party’s sexual attraction to minors. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?camp…
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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