ISRAEL UNVEILS NEW DEFENSE SYSTEM TO DEFLECT ACCUSATIONS OF HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS

The Onion • Jul 25, 2014 Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA A new report finds climate change skeptics could reach catastrophic levels by 2020, the nation’s gratuitously sexual couples announce plans to wait in line at Six Flags, and a local grandpa looks absolutely precious in his new baseball cap. It’s the week of July 25, 2014.