Trump Ukrainian Dumbshit Blues

Rocky Mountain Mike 

Trump is in the basement Snortin’ up the medicine Sittin’ on the toilet Tweetin’ ’bout the Government Talkin’ on the telephone Tryin’ to get a dial tone Callin’ up the Ukraine And his brain’s on novocaine Look out kids, this can’t be un-did God knows when we’ll get to normal again They all ducked down the rabbit hole Man, that guy’s an asshole The man in the Red Hat Inside the White House Wants 11 million now To keep him out of the Big House Well, Giu;iani’s big foot In his mouth he likes to put He’s talkin’ ’bout the deep state Thinks that Trump is gonna skate The phone’s tapped anyway Whilsteblower’s here today Impeached by Halloween The Pumpkin Spice Drama Queen Lookout, kids We all know what he did Supporters are on tiptoes Lindsey Graham’s gonna blow Revelation overflow Like drinkin’ from a fire hose He’s one of Putin’s hos He’s afraid of Nancy Pelose You don’t need a weatherman To know his presidency blows Whoa, drain swap Do tell Hangin’ ’round, it still smells Big last shoe fell Cancer from a windmill Try hard, Bill Barr Get back, white fail Get jailed, no bail Rake the forest if you fail Lookout Pence, he’ll throw you under the fence A user, cheater, three-time loser Face Kabuki Theatre Girls on Fox News Lookin’ for some new fools Don’t follow this “leader” Republicans are greedier

(Contributed by Gwyllm Llwydd.)

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