A screenshot of Google Maps taken in the US on August 30, 2026 shows “Lake Ontario” renamed “Lake America.” (Photo by Google Maps/ Screengrab) The name change followed President Donald Trump’s executive order and “served as a reminder that billionaires will always side with authoritarians, because authoritarians will always protect… Continue reading
Published: August 17, 2026 (TheOnion.com) WASHINGTON—Assuring the American people he would not let the legal system sway his judgment in any decision he makes, recently sworn-in Attorney General Todd Blanche vowed at a press conference Monday to remain fully independent of the law. “The autonomy of the Office of the… Continue reading
Published: August 11, 2026 (TheOnion.com) ANN ARBOR, MI—In an effort to irritate the recent winner of Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary at all hours of the night, a spiteful American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) reportedly spent $30 million this week to place a really loud bird directly outside the window of Abdul El-Sayed. “It might seem… Continue reading
